Wednesday, December 12, 2007
the stories that happened yesterday
U can never believe this. This letter is actually written from me last year. Haix this is really damn lame and i cant even stop laughing now. formal letter.
Beloved jiaping
10, flower road
Singapore:500111
22-9-06
Friend peiling
Hougang Ave 2, Street 21
Singapore: 599999
Beloved friend peiling,
RE: 'Love' letter and i am forced to write
I am writing in regards to your idiotic face. Today is oral and paper 1 day so must do more practice bei. Actually i think i very sincere cause i wrote a formal letter to you, ha! I am also here to remind you that u owe me $1 for your brother's curry puff.
To show my sincerity, I wrote this letter on 22th september, 8.10pm, 56 sec. I am here to show my tender, loving, care, ha! You must me more kuai like me! Must study more, so now i am at tution!
I shall be nice, so i teach u history now. Lee kuan yew is the most important charcter in history but he is not dead yet. My aspiration is to make you study hard for examinations. If you score high marks for exam, you must thank me for tutoring you.
Except for moral support, I will give you more love. A lot of people want my love also don't have! haha! Now do you think you are special? See my love letter got so many love, now you feel so loved right! Muahaha! Hope that i could get a favourable letter back from you!
Your beloved,
Jiaping
OKay thats all. Sorry pl. I did not know i was so lame. I will write another letter to u the next time
5:26 PM