Friday, November 30, 2007
the stories that happened yesterday
I am really sick of it. I have endured it for more than two weeks le. U can think, jus late only wat, no big deal. U try waiting for everyone and they are late for the two whole weeks la.
Anyway pls dun ask me out anymore, if u know that u are those type of ppl that are always late. If u have the time to eat or go online to chat, cant u even sacrifice 10 minutes and try to leave home earlier.
If we meeting at 9.30 or 10, pls come there sharp. Dun let ppl wait for u there like and idiot la. Forget it, i will never call anyone to go jogging with me anymore. Wat happens in the end, is always me that is jogging.
U may think that i take things not that seriously, jus beacuse when the mohawk guy said that pl girls are bitchy, doesn't hurt me much. The truth is that i am sort of used to it and the pain caused by my bro and u all had greater impact on me.
I am not going to post anymore. I am so sick of all the things that happens to me everyday. Even i tried my best to stay happy everyday, there will always be something that makes me upset.
11:12 AM
Thursday, November 29, 2007
the stories that happened yesterday
K, we celebrated evon, justin and brinal birthday all together. Although their birthday have not arrived but it is sort of an early celebration.
K, ppl i warned u all. Better not be a planner for the games if there is any celebration cause once those ppl find any problem in the game. All the blames will be pushed to u. And this is wat happened to me today. I am super angry with it la. I spent so much time planning and no one actually thanks u but instead scold u for letting run far distance, making them so tired and it is jus all my fault.
It is sort of sad for ppl to scold u bias and it is actually quite fortunate that u can play the games without planning. Wat happen to me is that i have to rushed to the places to double check the things when u all are eating the cake.
Sorry i am simply unhappy about today, fine although i may be spoiling everyone's mood but did u all ever think about my feelings. Fine thats all that i can comment about today. Because once my mood is totally spoiled, i cant simply enjoy the later games. But i hoped that everyone did enjoy themselves today.
8:05 PM
Monday, November 26, 2007
the stories that happened yesterday
Super not happy today. Actually is quite happy as i could go out and watch movie.
Plan to jog this morning with everyone but wat happened instead, i was jogging myself. Reason: Everyone dun feel like jogging. Haix, used to it le la.
Shall post about the movie. It is freaky boring but sort of sad for some parts. But in conclusion, it is super boring. Regretted watching that, should have watched enchanted instead. Sian. Super serious headache nowadays la.
So suprised that my stomach can last for more one half of the day with only one cheese pancake in my stomach. No la, there is still 1/4 of popcorn, 1/2 of the twisties in my stomach too. Haix, its fattening.
K the most irritating and super duper extremely angry thing, is when we started playing basketball in the evening. We played with the same old ppl but there is one super irritating freaking f***ker asshole loser ungentleman piece of shit that played with us too. CAn u jus use ur stupid idiotic empty pig brain to think, as a man, u should not play so violently with us girls la.
The worse, he hit my cute nice fair fragile arms twice. ONce on each side. The other guy was like even scolding him whether he is playing basketballl or aiming ppl arms la. DUn act that i dun know u la, u did fight in tution before. Loser. In the end, the teacher called ur parents and kicked u out of that tution. LOser.
PPL i am being quite nice not to scold much vulgar. Thats all. I swear i am not going to play with him or even talk to him. Loser piece of shit. Hope every 2 steps that u take, u will jus fall flat on ur that stupid ugly face.
8:53 PM
Saturday, November 24, 2007
the stories that happened yesterday
This channel news asia at 9, and i am ur reporter, jiaping. Firstly, we have a serious news today.
Victim: Justin chong kai wen
Date: 24-11-07
PLace:19b jansen road, 2nd floor
Time:9:31:23 seconds
Firstly, we had actually found the referee that had run away in the midst of the mess yesterday. Actually, he did not did it on purpose. The dog that attacked the crowd was a male dog and he actually had a female one at home. SO he immediately ran home and brought the female dog but to the scene of murder.
Wait, thats not the point. The point is that, this poor little fellow actually had an electric shock.
The room was creepy and suddenly, there was a flash and he got shocked. (shocked: face expression and body contact)
It all happened, when his that stupid, retarted finger touched that broken wire. (ppl with common sense will not touch it, of course). Then, he stunned for a moment like the stupid green mushroom in maplestory. His finger was simply attracted to the wire and his whole body was electrocuted.
In other case in other country, ppl actually used to use electrity to electrocute themself to grow skinny. So, i think he has gotten skinnier now. Congratulations. Wait, i shall not go out of point.
Now, his whole body is energised, jus like the AAA battery. However, he is not dead yet. For more enquires, pls called this hotline. If u need to slim down, dun forget to electrocute urself.
Reflection from justin:
DO not touch wires or drink red bull when u are tired. JUs touch an open wire and it will be 100% better than energiser. Do not waste money to perm ur hair or suntan urself, jus touch the open wire and u will be tanned and ur hair will be curly.
This is the end of the news. Hope that u can stay tuned to wat happen tmr. Bye bye
9:36 PM
the stories that happened yesterday
I AM SUPER, FREAKING, IRRITATING, DAMN, HUNDRED PERCENT, EXTREMLY BORED.
Haix everyone all watching shows now, so i shall not disturb then and post this post to self entertain. Haix only huimin, my beloved, darling, honey, adorable huimin is entertaining me now. Shall sleep right after i finish posting baa.
Haix, i sort of miss xiao hua nowadays. Haha. Dun think too much. Have not seen him for quite long and sort of miss his idiotic laughter and that stupid cuckoo sound.
Can anyone jus talk to me after seeing this post. K i cant think of anything to post cause i am emo now. And my stomach is really freaking pain now.
8:41 PM
Friday, November 23, 2007
the stories that happened yesterday
Yo i am back again. Fine this post is actually writen by justin chong kai wen.This is merely based on true facts and mostly about things that happened today.
Main character: Justin chong kai wen
Date: 23-11-07
PLace: Maplewood park, in the midst of playing basketball
Time: 10am to 12pm
Firstly, the referee is the most "fair" referee in the world!
And the match has started...
The players are all in the court and now for the VIP( very important player) its the REFEREE!!!
The crowd is cheering.. and oops
the referee tripped....wad a blunder!!!
Nvm..he crawled up. Nothing happen...
The match continue.... and suddenly
peep!!! its a foul! referee said " hand ball"!!! WOW the referee so fair
then... when a player was about to score(crowd roars)... the referee blew his whistle and said" foul"..." im drinking water"
then suddenly another referee with the foul mouth came out!!
peep!!! red card to justin!!
the court was a mess... the court was in a mess and everyone is throwing shoes and socks.
and suddenly,a dog came and bite everyone. The end
Reflections: As a referee, i think that i have done a good job in keeping the court in order.
END
however, the truth is that justin chong kai wen, was the first to run when the dog came. This is ur reporter, jiaping here from channel news asia. Please stay tuned to tmr news for more details. Goodnight.
11:56 PM
the stories that happened yesterday
Haix. Why all the clique memebers can never arrive at the actual time that we are meeting. Do u know zao dao shi yi zhong mei de. I think i am the only one that have mei de baa.
K, i reached maplewood park at 9.30 sharp and that was actually the time that we are suppose to reach. Actually, have called up shan, mabel, yt, jt and evon.IN THE END, ALL LATE!!!!!! Fine, it is my fault for yt for being late cause i gave her a morning call at 9.15 instead of 9 but i did call jt to wake her up. Can u all stop being late anymore. I hate waiting for ppl. I have no patience.
Fine, we ran 5 rounds and play basketball. Haix i thought the mohawk guy did acted in some show but in the end, it wasn't him. I was like staring at him and wat happen is the others started laughing and the mohawk guy stared back. HIax, malu u know. PLayed match and no one counted the damn score. Hiax. That stupid idiot mohawk guy run until damn fast la and his shooting is superb. But he banged me lots of times. Pain pain.
Oh yeah. We really have planned our positions in the court when we started playing.
Hm and shan : shooters that mostly get in
Yt: good denfender and in charge of snatching all the balls at opponent court
Evon: IN charge of snatching all the balls at opponent court
Mabel: in charge of snatching the ball and catching all the rebounce
Me: the most useless shooter that barely get in any, the one that say oh no and score, the one that always run about but not catching the ball. Me=failure. hahaha
After that, yt, shan, evon and mabel came my house to play mahjong. Really ying family gathering la. And i am the maid for the ying family. Sad case, in the end, only evon is the one that lose money. Haix, my mum came home and she gave me the suspecting eyes that i actually played la. I am innocent u know.
After they left, i was then promoted to be the maid for the low family. I actually had to vaccum the floor and mop it la. Cant stand my own miserable life. Super sian now. I am so damn tanned and i even have sunburn. Bored now. Everyone went back to play basketball and jogging while i am stucked at home like a bird in the cage. Haix.
I wonder wat my tmr will be. Will it be an exciting one or jus bleak. Shall sleep now. Goodnight.
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