This channel news asia at 9, and i am ur reporter, jiaping. Firstly, we have a serious news today.

Victim: Justin chong kai wen
Date: 24-11-07
PLace:19b jansen road, 2nd floor
Time:9:31:23 seconds

Firstly, we had actually found the referee that had run away in the midst of the mess yesterday. Actually, he did not did it on purpose. The dog that attacked the crowd was a male dog and he actually had a female one at home. SO he immediately ran home and brought the female dog but to the scene of murder.

Wait, thats not the point. The point is that, this poor little fellow actually had an electric shock.

The room was creepy and suddenly, there was a flash and he got shocked. (shocked: face expression and body contact)

It all happened, when his that stupid, retarted finger touched that broken wire. (ppl with common sense will not touch it, of course). Then, he stunned for a moment like the stupid green mushroom in maplestory. His finger was simply attracted to the wire and his whole body was electrocuted.

In other case in other country, ppl actually used to use electrity to electrocute themself to grow skinny. So, i think he has gotten skinnier now. Congratulations. Wait, i shall not go out of point.

Now, his whole body is energised, jus like the AAA battery. However, he is not dead yet. For more enquires, pls called this hotline. If u need to slim down, dun forget to electrocute urself.

Reflection from justin:
DO not touch wires or drink red bull when u are tired. JUs touch an open wire and it will be 100% better than energiser. Do not waste money to perm ur hair or suntan urself, jus touch the open wire and u will be tanned and ur hair will be curly.

This is the end of the news. Hope that u can stay tuned to wat happen tmr. Bye bye


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