Saturday, September 29, 2007
the stories that happened yesterday
YEAH I LOVE ALL OF MY CLIQUE MEMBERS. tHEY ARE SO CARING..MUACK MUACK.....SORRY PPL, I THINK THIS POST MAY BE QUITE GROSS BUT STILL FUNNY.
Sad day today la, out of the sudden, i have cramp. I was like totally alright in the morning at 9 plus but i got super horrible at ten plus. Went to the toilet about 2 times jus to puke. Then, me and my son went about and spotted pl and hm. Soon, my son say that he going back to tend the stall and i jus sit with pl and hm.
Soon, i got even more sick la. Kept on perspiring and pl still take photo of me. HAhaha. Finally, they ask me whether i want go home and they spoke out this super special word: "I help u go find teacher". I am so going to love them since they told me these words. Soon they found ms kok(should be spelled like that).
On my way there, i was like seeing everything double and i jus cant hear anything properly. I was like so hoping that i jus faint so that it is not that pain la. Rested at the chair and the sec 4 were like crowding around me la then i was like super malu.
Finally, my saviors came. The st. johns ppl. I jus simply love them. HEROINE...MUACK MUACK... They were like, we shall jus carry her. They started carry and i was like i really feel like fainting. However i got the queen feeling la. Damn shiok. They jus carry u and walk through the crowd. Then i heard mei yi shouting, isn't that jp and i spotted my son. Son ah, why u so unfillal, never come and see mum at the sick bay there. So disappointed with u. Also not i want to abandon u when u are young. Is shan push u away one wat. Ha this part only jk.. Dun treat this too seriously.. U still my kuai son. Mummy love u
The st. johns ppl were like carrying me half way and i can simply tell that they are super tired cause i am jus way too heavy. Then i told them, i can walk myself. I can jus simply tell u that the way to the sick bay for me, is jus like walking 3000m. Finally reached there and they jus got me a stretcher to sleep. The ppl there jus keep on taking me pulse la. One of them was like still shouting that she cant find my pulse la. I was like thinking that. u think i die already is it??
The worse is that, i really puke in the sick bay there la. And the worse is that everyone was looking at me when i was puking. The colour of it was my daughter favourite colour: green. SHan i super sure that u will change ur favourite colour from now. Then the st. johns ppl were like fanning me la. I was like super cold like i am in a room of 0 degrees.
Soon the whole clique came la. Super malu cause their reaction when they came in were like all shocked. Then they were like keep on asking whether i want to go home. Then i was like keep on saying that my house no ppl. Sound like i am those type of orphan. Then they left and i continue with my beloved sleep. Super shiok leh. All the st. johns ppl were like waiting on me. The only thing that i cant stand it was that they keep talking behind me and saying rubbish.
Finally miss hazelin came and the st. johns instrutor came too. He was like asking me what has happened la. Then i was like menses cramp but i feel so malu cause like telling a guy about it. Finally the whole clique come again. So supportive right. My beloved sister and daughter was like, we can bring her home and i jus went home la. The journey to home was even more worse. Simply like 10km. Can die man. I felt giddy again la and my vision was like horrible. Reached home and go to sleep.
Woke up at about 2 plus and actually plan to go back to school but my mum dun allow so no choice. She kept on calling me to sleep la. So jealous cause the clique had so much fun in school la.
They really super nice cause they came to visit me after school. wah shiok man. Kept on talking with da ge and mei mei after my son and daughter left. Meimei even eat at my house. Ha happy cause talk about all those funny things that happened. FInally we cut the watermelon that meimei had brought and it even have a sticker writting no seed. Then we cut it and there was like white seeds in it. Da ge was liek kept on complaining super funny la.
When they reached home, i started fighting with my bro. Shall not say what has happened but i can only say that he is the guy that is not even a gentleman. Shall also include wat me and my daughter has sms, it is real funny for the both of us.
Shan:
我的亲爱的母亲, 您好点了吗?杉杉我很关心你握。
Me:
亲爱的女儿呀,你的娘好多了。妈妈的脸终于不白了。但是肚子还很痛。你的关心,妈感到很欣慰。感谢您。
Shan:
哈哈。娘您的简讯我收到了。特此致函邀请贵人参加篮球比赛。
Me:
请问时间和地点在哪儿?我会进我的全力,去出席你的邀请。素问女儿是一个孝顺母亲的好女儿。谢谢。
Shan:
地点在平香路, 明天下午十二点,热死你。哈哈! 妈你够了。很lame leh!!
Wat the, in the end she told me that we are not going to play basketball la. Waste my time talking too much with her. OKay my compo is finally done. Shall not type le. My hands are also super pain now. Hahaha
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